I was overtired. You can see for yourself the consequence of delusional thinking that strength would prevail, despite an excellent start entailing a newly harvested pink French onion (the triumphant very first), yellow and green baby courgettes and my friend Mo’s fresh eggs….

Oh, Oh, Oh – I thought my determination and heavenly fritatta vision would win over the combined forces of gravity, the dramatic weight of ingredients, inverted white china plate and the massive ancient cast iron Le Creueset omelette pan.

Clearly not.

It took half an hour to clear up the debris. Who would have thought ceramic splinters could travel so far…. The frozen pizza somehow did not compensate. Thank you, Wine Society White Burgundy!!